Мне в руки попало сочинение, написанное неким самарским первокурсником в качестве домашнего задания по английскому языку. Любопытно проследить как именно в сочинении появились те или иные "нетривиальные" обороты :
Beside us group good, to each other helps and supports. Many much become friends. So they plenty of communicate is together called up and meet outside of institute. I too with many got acquainted and not only from group and with its faculty, but with the other faculty even. The institute this good place to wind the new acquaintance and new friends. Here also possible hear much new not only at scholastic time, but also in free watch from occupation. Since here act different "mugs", for instance KVN, That? Where? When and etc.
This year we study only English, since the following year we shall study else and German. Us have such subjects as practice of English, phonetics, grammatics, Russian language, economy and a great deal another. At the beginning initially school year was gravely, but were presently mastered and became easier, but some subjects are given with trudom.
The teachers to student pertain well, and talk with us on "you". Also good operating personnel so in institute purely, as well as comfortable in change to sit on sofa in break between occupation. Also there is library at institute and reading common-room and there is big computer class there possible to use internet, there is buffet there possible to have a bite. In institute is made all that we learned learnt and did not feel nor in that need.